Mindflayers and Reproductive Horror
They see you as subsentient. The only value they see in you is your reproductive ability. It doesn't matter that it will destroy you. All that matters to them is you have their children.
Bending for Troika!
I have recently endeavored to watch the legend of Korra series with a friend. At age 11 I decided to stop watching after season 1 because I considered it to be unbearably conservative. Watching season one again and now at age 26 I am finding it not much better, but whatever. I will keep watching it with friends as long as I get to complain with someone next to me on the couch.
Troika Tuesday: Synthesizing Explosives
Earlier today I saw Dan Sell’s explosive rules for Troika! and I really liked them, and wanted to mix in my own rules that I have used for explosives in the past. It's still troika tuesday for me anyways.
Getting it to the Table: Vralkast PT1
So this is gonna be a series I am gonna do on my blog going over my process of getting a setting guide ready for my table. I am gonna start with a book I recently got access to, Vralkast: Monstrous Metropolis.
Random Home State
Made this for a thing I'm working on but I might as well share. Based on the 2020 census data so it should be good for randomly generating a modern day American if you need that sort of thing for your games.
And Blood Stained the Courtyard
So a mild retcon from last session because I realized I didn’t want to run a game with over a hundred combatants at once lol. None of my players noticed, two weeks will do this.
Zurth Hobs Retrospective 1
This is where I am gonna go through the running of my zurth games and talk about the stuff I am doing as a GM, the rules I am working with, and how I feel about how things are going.
And then the Fires Started
It was a windy day when they rolled into Ux Quorath, after seeing the bank was closed for safety inspections they spent the night at the inn and headed to the market in the morning. Yellow martian nomads were selling mammoth ivory by the cartload. And so the barons gathered supplies.
Destroyed
The open table spelljammer game in the gay beholder server continues. Again hmu is that is something you’d be interested in!
Chlorine Gas — Poison Relay 04
I was brought here by mightier than a sword!
Rolling in the Dough
Soon the group found themselves heading towards the Manse of the Electron Sovereign. Approaching the towering manor upon the hill the Baron of Baalmarath were greeted by two robotic guardians standing in front of the door.
Enter the Thorn
I am now hosting an open table Spelljammer campaign in the gay beholder server. It’s the spelljammer lightning round because it’s just an hour long and designed for low intensity gaming, if that sounds like your sort of thing hmu the more the merrier. I am playing through this adventure I wrote a few years back.
The Exsanguinator's Brigands
This was a lighter session, we were a player down, there was a lot of goofing off and having fun at the table, and I was hot so I wasn’t on my A game.
Caverns of Thracia Covers for Home Printing
I have been wanting my own version of The Caverns of Thracia to hold in my hands. There is technically the OAR version released by goodman games but it has a few problems. The first problem is that the book is mostly not The Caverns of Thracia, to read through the original version of the text you need to skip past a bunch of essays about how cool the dungeon is (including one by fucking Mike Merles), and then ignore the back half of the book that is all the conversion to either 5e or DCC. My second problem is that it’s a massive hardcover book that is not super portable, and is too expensive for me to be buying right now. The final albeit more minor complaint is that goodman release has a black and white color.
The Entire Town
The fungal creatures' backs begin to shift, overlapping chitin plates open up as a pair of wings burst from their backs. They fly out into the perpetual daylight. The group can’t make it up in time, they are unable
Barons of Rot
Saying goodbye to their nomadic compatriots the group heads north. Heading knorthward along the road.
Against Replicability
just something I have been stewing on for a bit
Damage Matrices for Old D&D
I made this because I like damage matrices and I made sure to keep the average damage the same with each weapon. Damage modifiers are applied after the damage is rolled, and not to the d6 roll itself.
Dogbrothers for wolves upon the coast, the grand fantasy campaign by Luke Gearing
I’ve been thinking about the Caverns of Thracia recently, and I played in a session of wolves upon the coast.
Under the Black Flag
Seeing no real leads on learning more about the cult of YGSÐÐ, the group decide to simply leave the city.
Stupid Quick Blog
I realized something recently and thought I should share. For d&d type monsters I always roll for HP the moment they first get hit. This has worked fine and sped things up however it didn’t save much time for high HD monsters, I now realized I can just roll one HD at a time and then simply roll the next HD when the current one gets depleted by a hit.
Belated Shopping
This one was more simple because I felt bad from taking iron supplements on too empty of a stomach.
Customer Service
The crew hopes to pawn off some of the more unique items pilfered from the craft. Specifically the moss suits, and black ceramic organ vase filled with three mysterious liquids. Caulder’s connection to the underworld of Ux Qorath would be able to get him in contact with a wizard interested in potentially purchasing the living moss suit, but it would be a day before he would be able to get fully in contact.
Lethal Suckage
Steeling everyone with knowledge of what fae saw in the room they constructed a plan.
Cosmic Horror Spellcasting for Violence.
For use with Violence. Best used in the context of mythos spellcasting.
Goo and Gold
Dramatis Personae
Zurthine Occupation Tables
I got interested in Antibor after seeing the mask relay entry for Yngta Pé. As such I am soon to be starting a Zurth game very soon. I made this occupation table for making a bunch of level zeros in Zurth and surrounding areas. Hopefully I will not have people permanently back out like what happened with the ave nox game I was gonna start not too long ago.
Announcing the Bay Area RPG Webring
Hey I decided to make a Webring for specifically bay area ttrpg people! I made it via onion ring so shout out to those wonderful people! You can't really put a web ring on a leaflet so it's on my blogspot so head on over to https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/04/announcing-bay-area-rpg-webring.html to see it and also see how to join if that's something you want to do.
Skateboarding Rules for B/X
Originally published March 27th 2026
Ave Nox, Ghost-fields Occupations
Originally published March 21st 2026
Spelljammer Advanced Sphere Generator
Originally published February 15th 2026
A Hammers Houserule
Originally published February 9th 2026
Troika Tuesday: Streetfood
Originally published January 20th 2026
Psionic Oops Table
Originally published January 13th 2026
Von Hynd Manor for Troika!
Originally published January 6th 2026
Young Man's Ettiquite Society and the Gold Eel Bridge
Originally Published December 23rd 2025
Saint Inklethurt's and Brondy Underground Railroad
Originally published December 16th 2025
Encounters is Tsark
It's Troika! Tuesday. I made a micro setting based on a d6 encounter table for troika.
Troika Tuesday Devil in the Crypt
That Which Will Behold Both The Beginning and End of all Things
It's Troika Tuesday
d66 Random Potion Generator
I love chugging unknown substances in caves.
Nithhugyr
Originally published September 11th 2025
Map of Veyard
I've slowly been procedurally generating out a map of a science fantasy campaign setting and doing a solo hex crawl over on my dice camp. I realized I'd have more fun with a premade map so I went and made a map. This is just the most barebones map and I think over the coming weeks and months I will slowly flesh out massive hexmap.
Veyard Factions: Aldmachinistic
Originally published August 7th2025
CAPERS Star Wars Lifepath
I have been watching Andor as of late and I was reminded of how good I think CAPERS is of a system do do star wars in. So I made a modified version of the lifepath system found in the expanded book to be more suitable to star wars.
Mask 01: Mask of the Iron Warriors
Originally published July 28th 2025
Troika House Rule: Weapons
Originally published July 22nd 2025
My Philosophy
Originally published July 20th 2025
d100 Harmful Spells
CAPERS: Critical Part 1
Originally published June 10th 2025
The Hyrule Grand Campaign: Hyrule
Originally published June 6th 2025
Longshot City: Loose Cannon
Originally published May 29th 2025
The 120 Room Megadungeon
Originally published May 27th 2025
Bombast!
Originally published May 21st 2025
Beggars
Originally published May 14th 2024
I made a 120 Room Dungeon in a Month
Originally published May 13th 2025
The Starthorn
Originally published February 28th 2025
Spelljammer Rules For Dungeon Crawl Classics
I wrote a cleric spell for spelljamming clerics in DCC and technically a spell for wizards but honestly this is just a spelljammer generator alongside a spelljammer randomizer. This document assumes you have access to the spelljammer boxed set already.
Player facing attack rolls for DCC
Originally published December 6th 2024
Spells from Imaro
I recently got done reading the first of the Imaro book by Charles R Saunders. Wonderful book, you should read it. I wrote up two of the spells I saw in the book for use in Dungeon Crawl Classics
The Saga of Helane of Thross
Originally published November 10th 2024
In the Tomb
Originally published September 14th 2024
Upon the Northern Isthmus: somewhere deep in the woods there is a hole in the ground, and so far neither man nor magician knows what lies below.
Originally published October 9th 2024
DCC Month of Horror: Day 1 Chains of Hell
Hit and Run
Originally published August 24th 2024
The Dreaming Lake & Vuludh and its Surrounds
Originally published August 24th 2024
The East Lake Survey
Originally published August 20th 2024
Down to the Docks
Originally published August 17th 2024
Mind Flayers for wolves upon the coast, the grand fantasy campaign by Luke Gearing
He sucked off a singular the minions from illumination animation.
The Hunt Begins
Originally published August 3rd 2024
House Rules Booklets
Originally published July 29th 2024
when the north wind blows through the valley, A Game Played in the Valley, and Valley of the Golden Bull.
Originally published July 2nd 2024
Armor of the Bay
Originally published June 26th 2024
Partial Armor For Old School Essentials Version 2
Originally published June 26th 2024
Quickdraws
Originally published June 24th 2024
Rules from 5e For use in OSR Games
Originally published June 24th 2024
Oludammi, and the Griffon's Territory
Originally published June 21st 2024
Strange Things Done
Originally published June 15th 2024
Beyond the Mountains and The Wall DCC
Originally published July 11th 2024
Tales in the Land of Blood Ch 1. The Voyage of the Saint Demelza: There is Something Below Deck
Rust: An Emergent Nature
Originally published May 9th 2024
DCC Krevborna Character Creation
Originally published May 8th 2024
Staying Classy in the Stone Age 1
Originally published May 5th 2024
More Old Songs for the Shudder Mountains
Originally published April 14th 2024
Folk Songs for Flying Circus
Originally published April 5th 2024
Thoughts on Saint George
Originally published March 6th 2024
Goodbye Gloryhole
Originally published February 10th 2024
Bay of Birini
Originally published February 7th 2024
The Assassination of Radcliff Fourfingers by the Interdimensional Demon Fueled Space Ship Warp Core The Devil of Moonsil
Originally published February 3rd 2024
More Morale
Originally published January 29th 2024
The Darkest Hour in the Brass Cave
Originally published January 20th 2024
Legend of Zelda Classes DCC
Originally published January 14th 2024
Bronze Age DCC Occupations
Originally published January 14th 2024
Prison of the Forsaken Bear God: Warhammer Fantasy Battles 3rd Edition
Originally published January 13th 2024
Falcon
Originally published January 10th 2024
Dinosaur Stampede
Originally published January 1st 2024
The Twisted Path Home
Originally published December 30th 2023
Banished to the Frozen Layers of Hell
Originally published December 16th 2023
Upon the Northern Isthmus: The Afterlife and Undeath
In death there is the gravhela. After death the dead begin their trek to the bottom of the world. Deep underground in the cold and dark beyond the Death Goddesses’ lake sits the realm of gravhela. The winds are cold and biting, there is no light. The only solace is ale provided down there erases all memories of what you were before you died, so your soul can finally rest.
Dungeon Crawl Meshi
Originally published December 8th 2023
Fear of the Dark
Originally published December 2nd 2023
My son of a bitch husband
Once More into the Depths We Go Risking Life and Limb in Hopes of Gold and Power
Originally published November 4th 2023
Dropping Anchor
Originally published October 14th 2023
Death at Agua Fria
Originally published October 7th 2023
I'm not a "Yoba"
Originally published September 2023
10 Feet
Originally published September 2nd 2023
Eating Glue
Originally published August 26th 2023
Giant Flying Lizard Men Laden with Malice and Maces
Originally published August 12th 2023
Respecting Women so Hard
Originally Published August 5th 2023
Fire in the Hole
Originally Published July 29th 2023
Two Little Guys in the Glory Hole
Originally published July 22nd 2023
A DCC conversion of the Bestiary in Glory Hole Dwarven Mine
Originally published July 21st 2023
oops accidentally spent an entire work day's worth of time on remaking the map of the first floor of the glory hole dwarven mine.
Originally published July 21st 2023
Glory Hole Delvers
Originally published July 21st 2023
Possible Tables For Rolling 2 Dice
Originally published May 2nd 2023
Modern Occupations for DCC
Originally published March 26th 2023
Advanced Weaponry Rules for DCC
Originally published February 8th 2023
Expanded Breath Weapons for DCC Dragons
Originally published January 28th 2023
you cannot have a meaningful hexcrawl
... if strict attention is not paid to the weather and seasons
The Planar Inheritor
Originally published November 3rd 2022
Slot Based Encumbrace for Mothership
Originally published October 18th 2022
A sneak peak
Originally Published October 12th 2022
Sex in Fantastic Medieval Roleplaying Games
Originally Published September 22nd 2022
No Women Only Females: A musing on rpg world building and gender
Originally Published September 18th 2022
Partial Armor for Old School Essentials
Originally Published September 14th 2022
A Musing on Complexity
Originally Published August 25th 2022
Yet Another Attempt at Making BX Fighters Less Boring
Or YAAAMBXFLB for short it my method of making fighters for anything BX derived more interesting mechanically.
The Alchemist's Fetish
Originally Published August 9th 2022
An unfinished script for a video review of wanderhome
Two New Powers for Capers
Troika House Rule: Character Creation
Originally Published July 15th 2022
Gene Pool Diver: Genemods For Mothership
Originally Published May 9th 2022
Magical Boots
Boots of Mud
Gorons and Zora for Old School Essentials
Originally Published March 19th 2022
The Bombshell
Originally Published March 16th 2021
The Sweet Tooth
Originally Published March 11th 2022
Upon the Northern Isthmus: Lindworm Generator
Originally Published February 21st 2021
Upon the Northern Isthmus: Troll Generator
Originally Published February 21st 2022
400 New Patches For Mothership
Originally Published October 23rd 2021
Juho (A location prompt for flying circus)
Originally Published August 8th 2021
Welcome to Night Vale Inspired Troika Backgrounds
Originally Published April 5th 2021
6 New Troika Spells
Beautiful Horn 1
Dark Sun 6 dimensional Weather
Originally Published March 9th 2021
CAPERS Offworld Locations: Olympia 1
Originally Published February 11th 2021
The General Glory System 0.9
Originally Published February 7th 2021
Altered Stars: 10 Sci Fi drugs for space faring games
Originally Published January 22nd 2021
Runner.home
Originally Published November 19th 2020
Dark Sun: Tablelands Hex Map
Originally published September 21st 2020
Hive Queen Warlock
Originally published August 21st 2020
Humanoid Body plan Modifiers
Originally Published July 24th 2020
Dwarven Trial of Fire: A D&D 5e Encounter
Originally Published July 25th 2020
A Deck of Many Things
Originally Published June 9th 2020
Magic Item Interest Generator
Originally published June 8th, 2020