Originally Published October 23rd 2021
As someone who collects patches, I love the random patch generator. I decided to think up 400 more to have an even more varied set of outcomes for character creation. These compiled with the ones from the core book can make a d500 Chart for patches.
- 1.
6 Fingered Hand
- 2.
Abstract Eyeball
- 3.
A Cat
- 4.
Ace of Spades
- 5.
A Cigarette Carton
- 6.
A Dog
- 7.
A Dragon Backpatch
- 8.
Aleph
- 9.
A Meaningless Set of Hanzi
- 10.
Anarchist Star
- 11.
Anatomical Heart
- 12.
Angel Wings Back Patch
- 13.
An Icecream Cone with Rainbow Rings
- 14.
A pair of Dentures
- 15.
A Skull with an Extra Eye Socket
- 16.
Ass
- 17.
A steak covering half of a bruised face.
- 18.
Atom Bomb
- 19.
Avocado
- 20.
Axe Splitting a Skull
- 21.
Baked Potato
- 22.
Banana Slug
- 23.
Bear With Cubs
- 24.
Betsy Ross Flag
- 25.
Bird Skull
- 26.
Birth of Venus Back Patch
- 27.
Black Flag
- 28.
Black Umbrella
- 29.
Bloody Knife
- 30.
Blue Lightning Bolt
- 31.
Bottle of Ketchup
- 32.
Brain
- 33.
Brick
- 34.
Broken Chain
- 35.
Broken Heart Emoji
- 36.
Burnt Candle
- 37.
Cannabis Leaf
- 38.
Car Engine
- 39.
Cartoon Bomb
- 40.
Cassette Tape
- 41.
Cheeseburger
- 42.
Chocolate Chip Cookie
- 43.
Clown
- 44.
Cocaine Baggy
- 45.
Cognitohazard Symbol
- 46.
Comet
- 47.
Cracked Egg
- 48.
Crescent Moon
- 49.
Crescent Moon and Star
- 50.
Crossed Bandages
- 51.
Crown
- 52.
Curled Up Hedgehog
- 53.
D20
- 54.
Delta
- 55.
DNA Strand
- 56.
Dog Chasing Its Own Tail
- 57.
Dumpster
- 58.
Earth
- 59.
Earth Symbol
- 60.
Eggplant Emoji
- 61.
Eggs and Bacon
- 62.
Exploded Moon
- 63.
Exploding Earth
- 64.
Eyeball with optic nerve connected
- 65.
Fist
- 66.
Flaming Skull
- 67.
Flower Growing From Skull
- 68.
Fool Tarot Card
- 69.
Full Moon
- 70.
Hand with A Mouth
- 71.
Heart In Ice Cube
- 72.
Heart In Rib Cage
- 73.
Hi-Five
- 74.
Honey Bee
- 75.
Hot Pink Flamingo
- 76.
Hot Sauce
- 77.
Infinity Symbol
- 78.
Jack Of Hearts
- 79.
Jug of Hootch
- 80.
Juicebox
- 81.
Kebab
- 82.
King Of Hearts
- 83.
Knight Helmet
- 84.
Lightning In A Bottle
- 85.
Lipstick Stain
- 86.
Lipstick Tube
- 87.
Lit Match
- 88.
Little Green Man
- 89.
Lobster
- 90.
Loose Cigarette
- 91.
Manicured Nails
- 92.
Man with a Snake for a Tongue Back Patch
- 93.
Mars
- 94.
Mars Symbol
- 95.
Melting Face Back Patch
- 96.
Melting Smiley Face
- 97.
Mosquito
- 98.
Moth
- 99.
Mountain Lion
- 100.
Mouth Licking Knife
- 101.
Mummy
- 102.
Mushroom
- 103.
Musical Notes
- 104.
Mustache
- 105.
Open Source Penguin
- 106.
Opossum Backpatch
- 107.
Ouroboros
- 108.
Pair of Boobs
- 109.
Peace Hand Sign
- 110.
Peace Symbol
- 111.
Peach Emoji
- 112.
Pentagram
- 113.
Periodic Table Entry For Carbon
- 114.
Pill Bottle
- 115.
Pine Tree
- 116.
Pin-Up (Devil)
- 117.
Pinup (Droid)
- 118.
Pin-Up (Fireman): “Hot Shit”
- 119.
Pin-Up (Furry)
- 120.
Pin-Up (Little Green Man)
- 121.
Pin-Up (Orc)
- 122.
Pin-Up (Zombie)
- 123.
Pixel Art Alien
- 124.
Pizza Slice
- 125.
Pleading Emoji
- 126.
Praying Mantis
- 127.
Pronoun Patch
- 128.
Ram Skull
- 129.
Razor Blade
- 130.
Red Interrobang
- 131.
Red Mushroom
- 132.
Red Scythe and Black Gear
- 133.
Red Stiletto Heels
- 134.
Red-Tailed Hawk
- 135.
Rose and Knife
- 136.
Sabotabby
- 137.
Salmon Head
- 138.
Samurai Helmet
- 139.
Saxophone
- 140.
SETI Logo
- 141.
Shaka
- 142.
Shark Fin
- 143.
Shark Jaws
- 144.
Sigma
- 145.
Skull with a Brain
- 146.
Smiling Devil Back Patch
- 147.
Smiling Jack o’ Lantern
- 148.
Smoking Gun
- 149.
Snapped Cartoon Bone
- 150.
Spaceship in a Squid’s Tentacles
- 151.
Spray Cheese Bottle
- 152.
Stack of Pancakes
- 153.
Station Centennial Patch
- 154.
Stick of Dynamite
- 155.
Stoplight
- 156.
Strawberry
- 157.
Surfer
- 158.
Sun With Sunglasses
- 159.
Sushi Roll
- 160.
Sword Back Patch
- 161.
Syringe with Skull
- 162.
Tank
- 163.
Teddy bear
- 164.
The owl of Minerva
- 165.
Thor’s Hammer
- 166.
T-Rex (Accurate)
- 167.
T-Rex (Pop Cultural)
- 168.
Tropical Bird
- 169.
TV Color Tester
- 170.
Two Beer Bottles Clinking
- 171.
Underpants
- 172.
Union Jack on Fire
- 173.
Upside Down Horseshoe Back Patch
- 174.
Vampire Fangs
- 175.
Venus Symbol
- 176.
Vinyl Record
- 177.
Walrus
- 178.
Whale
- 179.
Whiskey On The Rock
- 180.
White Dove
- 181.
White Rabbit
- 182.
Winning Bingo Card
- 183.
WW1 Style Grenade
- 184.
X-Ray of a Skull
- 185.
Yellow Triangle with an Exclamation Mark
- 186.
Yin Yang Symbol
- 187.
Zodiac Wheel
- 188.
Zombie Head with Tongue Out
- 189.
“#1 Blunt Smoker”
- 190.
“1000 Mile Club” (Rocketship)
- 191.
“103.2 QEKD: The Best Jazz in the Galaxy”
- 192.
“1 way to Sleep City” (Ticket)
- 193.
“2 Horny 2 Live”
- 194.
“2 Sexy 4 U”
- 195.
“2 Weird 2 Live”
- 196.
“50 Years Young”
- 197.
“53 Asteroid Mud Run”
- 198.
“92.7 WABC Classic Vocaloid”
- 199.
“Always Burning that Midnight Oil”
- 200.
“Angry All Day”
- 201.
“Ask me about my Fat Ass”
- 202.
“Ask me about my Special Interests”
- 203.
“Asskicker”
- 204.
“At Least It's Not A Desk Job” (Man Being Cut In Half)
- 205.
“BAD GIRL”
- 206.
“Bantamweight Grand Champion”
- 207.
“Based”
- 208.
“Better kill me in one shot”
- 209.
“Better than U”
- 210.
“Big Boy Season”
- 211.
“Bigfoot is Real”
- 212.
“Bigshot”
- 213.
“Blow Me” (Bubble Gum)
- 214.
“BOSS MAKES A CREDIT / I WASTE MY TIME”
- 215.
“Bringing back Disco”
- 216.
“Bury me alive in a fireworks display”
- 217.
“Captain Asshole”
- 218.
“Captain Obvious”
- 219.
“Cat Callers Get Scratched”
- 220.
“Certifiable Jackass”
- 221.
“Certified Brain Genius”
- 222.
“Clueless but Happy”
- 223.
“Cold & Distant” (Comet)
- 224.
“Country Girls Make Do”
- 225.
“Cyanobacteria Fan Club”
- 226.
“Daddy Issues”
- 227.
“Dance like there’s nobody watching” (Security Camera)
- 228.
“Danger” (in English, Russian, Mandarin, Spanish, Arabic, and Japanese) Back Patch
- 229.
“Deadshot”
- 230.
“Death and Taxes”
- 231.
“die Klappe halten” (Shut up, German)
- 232.
“Die Mad”
- 233.
“Die Young”
- 234.
“Dilf in Training”
- 235.
“Disappointed but not surprised”
- 236.
“Disc Jockey”
- 237.
“Don’t Email my WIFE”
- 238.
“Don’t Fuck With Me” (Morning Star)
- 239.
“Drag Queen”
- 240.
“Dumb Bitch”
- 241.
“Early Riser”
- 242.
“Eat my Shorts”
- 243.
“Eat Shit”
- 244.
“Embrace Meaninglessness”
- 245.
“Expert”
- 246.
“Ezekiel 23:20”
- 247.
“Father Of Two” (Anime Girl)
- 248.
“Fighting The Good Fight”
- 249.
“Find Me Online @________”
- 250.
“Fish Fear me, Women Fear me”
- 251.
“Former Galaxy’s Youngest Person”
- 252.
“Foxy” (Fox)
- 253.
“Frog Fact Dispenser”
- 254.
“Fuck around and Find Out”
- 255.
“Funk” (Knob turned to Max)
- 256.
“Future Fertilizer”
- 257.
“GAMER”
- 258.
“Gay and Stupid”
- 259.
“Good For Nothing”
- 260.
“GOTH 4 LIFE”
- 261.
“Got Kicked off of Noah’s Ark”
- 262.
“Grab Life by the Balls” (Testicles)
- 263.
“Green Thumb”
- 264.
“Greetings from California Station”
- 265.
“Grocery List: Cheap Coffee, expensive Coffee”
- 266.
“Ground Control to Major Bummer”
- 267.
“Gunshow” (Flexed Arm)
- 268.
“Half Baked”
- 269.
“Hate” (Knuckle Tattoos)
- 270.
“Heartbreaker”
- 271.
“Heavyweight”
- 272.
“Hell: Admit 1” (Ticket)
- 273.
“Hello World”
- 274.
“Here’s the Beef” (Abs)
- 275.
“High Roller” (6 Face of a Die)
- 276.
“Hotshot”
- 277.
“Hotty” (Hot Dog)
- 278.
“Hugger” (Cactus)
- 279.
“Husband Enjoyer”
- 280.
“I Bring the Party”
- 281.
“I don’t want to believe” (UFO)
- 282.
“I drank air conditioning water and all I got was LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE”
- 283.
“I finish fights”
- 284.
“If Lost Return To The Buffet”
- 285.
“If you’re reading this Fuck Off”
- 286.
“I kill Scabs”
- 287.
“I love 0gs and Double Ds”
- 288.
“Invincible”
- 289.
“I shit on company time”
- 290.
“I shot a man on Reno 5”
- 291.
“It can always get worse” (White Rose)
- 292.
“It’s too early for this”
- 293.
“I Was Promised Hotter Aliens”
- 294.
“I would prefer not to”
- 295.
“I’d rather be explaining the plot of The Matrix Revolutions (2003)”
- 296.
“I’m in love with the modern world”
- 297.
“I’m your lover from a past life”
- 298.
“I’ve Seen Worse” (Caduceus)
- 299.
“I ♥ My Wife”
- 300.
“Jesus took the wheel” (Arm Cast)
- 301.
“Keeping it Weird”
- 302.
“Killer Rhymes”
- 303.
“Kill ‘em All”
- 304.
“King”
- 305.
“Kiss me, I’m Sexy”
- 306.
“L33T G4M3R”
- 307.
“Legally Distinct”
- 308.
“Life Gives in Plenty” (Lemon)
- 309.
“Lil’ Shit”
- 310.
“Live Free” (Raccoon in Garbage Can)
- 311.
“LMAO” (Little Green Man)
- 312.
“Loose Lips Crash Ships”
- 313.
“Lover Not A Fighter”
- 314.
“Love” (Knuckle Tattoos”
- 315.
“Low Life”
- 316.
“Lucky Streak” (Two Dice)
- 317.
“Mama Bear”
- 318.
“Mama’s Little Angel”
- 319.
“Meme Warrior”
- 320.
“Menace to Society”
- 321.
“Metalhead”
- 322.
“Mind Blower” (explosion)
- 323.
“Mixed Signals” (Satellite with Frowning Face)
- 324.
“Monster Fucker”
- 325.
“Motherfucker”
- 326.
“Murder Murder Murder Kill Kill Kill”
- 327.
“My Eyes are Up Here” Backpatch
- 328.
“My name is CLASSIFIED”
- 329.
“My other ride is a Yodeler”
- 330.
“Nasty”
- 331.
“Night Owl”
- 332.
“No Fears”
- 333.
“No one leaves this world alive”
- 334.
“No Regrets, Mostly”
- 335.
“NO Thanks to Miami Mike”
- 336.
“Not long for this world” (Stegosaurus)
- 337.
“Organize”
- 338.
“Outlaw”
- 339.
“Out of this System” (UFO)
- 340.
“Packing Heat”
- 341.
“Party Beast
- 342.
“Party like it’s 2099”
- 343.
“Peace Land and Bread”
- 344.
“Pessimistic but still Trucking”
- 345.
“Practically Dead”
- 346.
“Practise Safe Sex” (Two Astronauts Embracing)
- 347.
“Proud Parent Of An Indifferent Cats”
- 348.
“Put me back in the Sleep Pod”
- 349.
“Pwr Bttm”
- 350.
“Pyrotechnician” (3 Fingered Hand)
- 351.
“Queen”
- 352.
“REPENT”
- 353.
“Ride ‘em Wild, Bastard Man”
- 354.
“Rudeboy”
- 355.
“Russian Roulette Grand Champion”
- 356.
“Santa Truther”
- 357.
“Save the Tree Octopus”
- 358.
“See me at the LAN party”
- 359.
“See You Soon, Space Cowboy”
- 360.
“SINNER / WEEPER”
- 361.
“Skate Fast / Eat Ass”
- 362.
“Sleep Is 4 The Weak”
- 363.
“Slut”
- 364.
“Smartalec”
- 365.
“Space Cowboy”
- 366.
“Spaced Out” (Ringed Planet)
- 367.
“Spacer Butts drive me Nuts”
- 368.
“Spaceships-r-coffins” (spaceship)
- 369.
“Space Wizard”
- 370.
“Spay & Neuter Your Pets”
- 371.
“Stand Back” (Grinning Skull)
- 372.
“Starting Fights / Taking Names”
- 373.
“Stressed Out”
- 374.
“SUPER / FREAK”
- 375.
“Sweet Revenge”
- 376.
“Tell my mother she always sucked”
- 377.
“Tell your mother I said hello”
- 378.
“The Peanut Gallery” Backpatch
- 379.
“They only let me get away out of kindness I suppose”
- 380.
“Think Fast / Talk Faster”
- 381.
“Too hot To Handle” (Burnt Cookie)
- 382.
“Too Late” (Pocket Watch)
- 383.
“Topdog”
- 384.
“Tough Guy”
- 385.
“To whomever it may Concern” (Grenade)
- 386.
“Toxic” (Gas Mask)
- 387.
“TTYL”
- 388.
“Uncle Bubba and the Misspelled Tatoos Reunion Tour”
- 389.
“Unhappy Hour”
- 390.
“Unkillable”
- 391.
“Up Yours”
- 392.
“WAD King”
- 393.
“WALG: Classic Hyperpop 24/7”
- 394.
“Whiskey is my kinda lullaby”
- 395.
“Who Cares”
- 396.
“Wish I Was Sleeping”
- 397.
“Wizard Butts Drive Me Nuts”
- 398.
“World First Male Bimbo”
- 399.
“Young, Dumb, and Full of Dread”
- 400.
“Your dad calls me Daddy”