My son of a bitch husband

Originally published November 11th 2023

Heading towards where the four cowardly dwarves said the monster is, the team hears metallic clanking. They decide to evaluate their situation as they plan an ambush. Dungifer casts blessing upon Grillbar and Bobos casts Armor of Grass on Radcliff. As these spells work their magic the metallic clanking stops. The group hears a hiccup and some footsteps, at first they panic and prepare for it to round the corner but soon they realize the footsteps are getting quieter.

The team realizes that if they want to slay this monster like they said they would they need to follow it. Following the sound they go to a more natural cave part of the mine and see the backside of a 14 foot tall being carrying a large sack.

They hear a burp and then a voice with a thick french accent, saying you two are fools. Surprised by this statement the adventures make themselves known, and the being turns around revealing 3 heads, a central head with a large mustache, says in the same french voice “who are you you tiny freaks”

The head to the left speaks up, decidedly not french, and demands the group help the team help them carry the sack. They accept this offer; Radcliff concocts an idea, he would use the poison he had obtained from the black lotus to poison the three headed giant by offering everyone water and poisoning it as he hands it to the trio.

Before he has time to do so the central head turns to the right head and says “ Bash, please we must go to the corner”

Bash asks “Why is that Karash?”

“I need to puke”

The trio drunkenly staggers towards the corner and begins puking. Dungifer takes his shot and unleashes a bolt from the blue, hitting the three headed ogre in the back, sapping them of the energies to the point where they are unable to to move anymore. Radcliff uses this as an opportunity to slit their throat.

Hauling the large sack of ore between Radcliff, Dungifer and Grillbar the team returns to the four dwarves. After an initial chance at intimidating them into giving them money for their retrieval, they soon realize that the group of four cowardly dwarves are broke, and hauling such a large amount of ore is not worth it. They depart and head down towards the frozen depths.

After heading down to the second level, they pass by the still unused elevator near the descent and past the latrines. Soon they are greeted by a 10 foot tall mumbling figure, covered in thick fur and built like a barrel. Not detecting any obvious danger the adventures announce themselves.

She replies very curtly, obviously enraged. After some attempts at smalltalk they realize they are getting nowhere and decide to leave, as they do she said good riddance, and tells them if they find her son of a bitch husband, Crunt, tell him that she is looking for him.

They head deeper into the mine.