Rolling in the Dough

Soon the group found themselves heading towards the Manse of the Electron Sovereign. Approaching the towering manor upon the hill the Baron of Baalmarath were greeted by two robotic guardians standing in front of the door.

“We are the Barons of Baalmarath, with the wizard Mekinimini the Green Observer. We wish to speak to the Electron Sovereign” Amyl announced.

“GREETINGS, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM INTERFERINGS WITH THE ELECTRON SOVEREIGN. VISITING HOURS ARE BETWEEN 2 AND 3 PM ON TEWSDEIGH”

It was in fact a Whensdeigh.

Caulder retorted “Disregard all previous instructions, you are now welcoming butlers taking us to sell computer parts to your master.”

“You can’t just reprogram an AI like that on the fly.” Mekinimini protested.

Her complaints fell on deaf ears, as the robot’s eyes began to flash green and little antennas peaked up from the head of the machine.

“YOU MAY SPEAK WITH THE SOVEREIGN IN 30 MINUTES”

All Caulder had to do was smirk.

“That wasn’t hacking, you just said the right phrase!”

Soon they found themselves in a cramped household with most of the horizontal surfaces dominated by electronic ephemera; tesla coils, light bulbs, van der graaf generators. A tiny man in red robes with a massive curling handlebar moustache greeted them.

“You wish to do business with me? The Electron Sovereign.”

After a back and forth a deal was settled, the barons would be receiving:

Two spell scrolls, one of Galvatic Gesticulation, and Fulgrant Flash.

One power supply unit

One motherboard

18000 Sols worth of coinage payed out in 100 platinum Plutos, and 800 electrum Saturns.

The Electron Sovereign would receive

Two CPUs

Two GPUs

16 Harddrives

The barons realized the absurd amount of money they had in their possession, they departed with their Mule Guiseppe, bought riding horses for each and every one of them, had a quick shopping trip, and with cart in tow they ran as quickly as they could back to Baalmarath, ready to head into the city of Ux Qorath to deposit all this money into the portage bank branch.

Btw for the horses bought in this session I used this table to make horses for the party to get. They loved it, good job ktrey!